Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Prince of Persia: Alamut Gate Playset
Sometimes, I feel a little bad for toy companies. They pick up licenses to upcoming films long before seeing the movies. When McFarlane bought the rights to Prince of Persia, they were gambling it would be the next Pirates of the Caribbean.
It wasn't. And, because of that, McFarlane must have taken a pretty substantial hit. Great movies move new merchandize for years; poor ones ensure toys linger in clearance, slowly dropping price until they get so cheap....
This is the Alamut playset. The irony is that this is a good toy. It looks cool as a backdrop, and (if you're into play features) it comes loaded. Actually, far too loaded for my tastes: I just wanted a backdrop.
The figure included is pretty good, though it loses most of its value due to the movie's poor quality. Who really wants a reminder of Prince of Persia sitting on their shelf?
Let's talk features. The gate opens and closes, thanks to a crank on the side. This takes some time, though, and it's generally more trouble than it's worth.
There's also a bunch of rocks designed to drop out of a shoot with the press of a button. They seemed to stick on mine. Even if they'd functioned right, they'd still have been trouble than they're worth: like I said, I want a backdrop, and things like that just remind you that you've got a playset.
Next up, are the fold out stairs. These don't really hurt much, but they're more or less useless. Again, more trouble than they're worth.
As is the catapult, designed to launch the aforementioned rocks in the air. Cute idea, but the execution is a bit tame. Also, the lock on mine came broken. It's hard to complain too much, given how little I paid and how long this lingered on the shelf, but still.
Finally, there are a bunch of pegs going up the front, in case you want to have the figures running up or along the walls or something. To be fair, these will hold the figure up. However, given the figure's limited articulation, you can't accomplish much. The edge at the top works far better, allowing the figure to look like he's holding on for dear life. I don't have any idea whether this was intentional or a happy coincidence, but it's pretty cool. As for the pegs, you guessed it: more trouble than they're worth. Here's the best use I found for those:
Yes, you can display the hero plummeting towards his death.
While this set has some serious issues, right now it's a hell of a bargain. I found this at a Toys R Us in Queens for a buck fifty. At that price, I grabbed a pair of them.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Custom: Green Lantern Energy Construct
I made this using what I assume are intended to be bracelets. I picked these up at a party supply store in Queens for 25 cents each.
A little superglue and some patience, and I had a spherical energy construct.
Well, almost spherical. I'd actually intended this to be used with my 13 inch Green Lantern, but it doesn't hold the desired position as well as I'd hoped.
However, this works best in a scale I hadn't thought of:
Okay. He's going on the shelf like that. Not bad for a dollar and a few minutes work.
Thursday, July 7, 2011
Picture: Desert Stronghold
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
An Open Letter to PBS and the Makers of WordGirl
To Whom it May Concern:
We have a problem here. Not just any problem: we have a serious issue that we need to address.
The fact is, WordGirl has been in production for four or five years now, and I still can't buy an action figure. That's not okay.
Let me elucidate, so that the severity of the conundrum is clear. Or whatever.
See, I'm a huge superhero fan. I've read thousands of comics, seen almost every superhero movie ever made, and watched hundreds of hours of superhero cartoons. And I've noticed something interesting: whether a superhero story is good or not really comes down to whether the people writing that story understand superheroes. A lot of people don't. But you guys do.
WordGirl is an educational show intended for an audience of 6 - 12 years olds. I get that. But you've also made one of the best superhero shows currently on TV. It's funny, clever, and interesting. Plus, there's a villain with a mouse brain fused to his head.
Do you see why there's a problem? There's a villain with a mouse brain sticking out of his skull AND I CAN'T BUY A TOY AT TOYS R US.
Okay. I'm calm. Look, you know what? You can hold off on Dr. Two-Brains for a while. Maybe he can be in wave two. But the world really needs a WordGirl action figure. And we need it now.
I'm a grown man asking for a doll here. Come on. You know there's a market for this. Just promise me you'll look into it, all right? Just a WordGirl action figure.
Oh. And Captain Huggy Face. But that should go without saying.
Sincerely,
Erin Snyder
Toy Remix
Monday, July 4, 2011
Sunday, July 3, 2011
Custom: DCUC Display Stands
I like my Zatanna and Black Canary DC Universe Classics figures. They're pretty well sculpted, the paint isn't bad, and I respect Mattel's decision to use actual fishnet stockings.
I respect it, but I don't agree with it. Doing so meant losing the extended hip articulation, which means posing options are sorely limited. Actually, they're pretty much limited to their pose in the above picture: without something to lean against, they fall. In fact, with something to lean against, they still fall half the time.
So I decided to do something about it. Here's what I came up with:
The plastic rod, along with the cube on the left, was purchased at a plastic supply store on Canal Street. The black disk started life as a base for a Star Trek 3 3/4 inch figure.
The rods are held in place by the figures' coats: Zatanna's in back and Canary's on her side. Now they stand just fine.
Friday, July 1, 2011
Picture: The Oath
"Repeat after me: I swear by the spirits of my parents to avenge their deaths by spending the rest of my life warring on all criminals."
"Bark?"
"Close enough. To the Bat-boat!"
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